autobiography

you think you know me...word on the street is that you do
you want my history, what others tell you WON'T BE TRUE

i walked a thousand miles while everyone was asleep, nobody's really seen my million subtleties

got stains on my t-shirt and i'm the biggest flirt 
right now i'm solo... but that will be changing eventually
Got bruises on my heart and sometimes I get dark
If you want my auto, want my autobiography
Baby, just ask me

i walked a thousand miles to find one river of peace, i walked a million more to find what this shit means

i laugh more than I cry
you piss me off, good-bye

I…think I wanted to make the film because I started to feel like I wasn’t being…um…seen in the light that I wanted to be seen in. Um…I don’t know exactly what light that is but I feel like there were things out there that have been said about me that aren’t completely true or- and not that I care what any of the tabloids and all that says about me but there’s a lot that people don’t know about me that I want them…to know.


What’s weird? Do I know my life is weird?
It's all I’ve ever known. I don’t see it as being weird.

I don’t really like it when they say ‘the comeback.’


I’ve been here the whole time you know. I’ve taken some time out for myself and you know I’ve been recording for a while. I haven’t been completely in the spot light but like I’ve been doing what I’ve always done.

You have good performances, you have bad performances. Not every performances can be a good performance, you know. You’re gonna have some amazing performances and you’re gonna have some okay performances. People can’t always be out there, you know. And there’s times where-where you are. And it’s coming around to be that time.

I’ve been through a lot this year. Well actually the past two or three years and my trust has really been battered. I’ve defiantly grown up, big time. You know, I’m very weary off a lot of things. So you know, I'm very protective of myself.

Sometimes it can get kinda lonely. You’re guarded, you know, you have to be that way otherwise you get taken advantage of and get in situations like I did the past year. I had totally lost my way. I lost focus, I lost myself. I had that type of nature within me that wanted to rebel out. I never wanted to become one of those prisoner people. I’ve always wanted to feel free, and get my car and go and not let people make me feel like I had to stay in my home. I think that was always the part of me that kinda got me into trouble.

I had let certain people into my life that were just bad people, and I was very guarded at first but then I went to a point where I ended up letting them in. Because I was lonely, or whatever the fact, and I really paid the consequences for that, big time. But I just feel like you know, you do something wrong and you learn from it, you move on, but it’s like I’m having to pay for it for a really long time.

I look back and I do not see how I got through that. I sit there and I look back and I’m like‘I’m a smart person’ like, what the hell was I thinkin’?

Everything is coming together right now, and it’s like part off the whole change of what’s going on. So, it’s cool.

I’m ready to make this a really good phase in my life.

Dancing is a huge part of me and who I am. It’s like something that my spirit just has to do. I’d be dead without dancing.

I have really good days where I deal really well and there’s some days where it’s in my face where you’re like; ’Oww, she’s feelin’ it.’ You know, so it’s like, umm, I have really good days and then I have bad days. Sometimes it’s like to much, nobody could deal with some of that stuff like that.


With Justin, he was a part of the magnitude of what I had become, so then when he was gone I was like what am I supposed to do with myself? Do you know what I mean? And I was so young and I was really famous. I would go out just to keep my mind busy, just to keep going, you know what I mean. Just to keep myself so I became like, a go-er, a really busy girl. A party girl.


I think I married for the wrong reasons. Instead of following my heart and like, doing things that made me really happy. I just did it because of the sake of the idea of everything. And um…it just lead me on a weird path. The marrage of Kevin. And when it ended I felt so alone. I didn’t wanna really think about the reality of it. It was like, I’m okay, you know, I can do this; it’s going to be okay. I never really faced it, and I just ran.

Like I was going through so much artificial stuff with my kids and Kevin at the time and he had just left me and I was devastated. People thought it was me like…going crazy, but people shave their heads all the time you know. But it was me just feeling a form of a little bit of rebellion or feeling free; shedding stuff that had happened. I didn’t think it was anyone’s business really.

People think that when you go through something
in your life you need to go to therapy, but for me art is therapy because it's like you're expressing yourself in such a spiritual way. Sometimes you don't need to use words to go through what you need to go through. Sometimes it's an emotion you need to feel when you dance that you need to touch on and the only thing that can touch it is when you move a certain way.

A lot of things that go one with me aren’t right and that is where I get a little jaded. You know, going to a certain place and wanting to get ice cream and like, you know, a certain time of night and wanting to walk down the grove and feeling the crispy air and having a stroll with one of your friends and, you know, those are the times when I’m like, I was I wasn’t famous. So you could feel a part of the people.

At first, it was amazing, the first year or two because it’s like, "I’m a celebrity!" Like the first couple of times when people ask you for autograph it's like such a high, you’re like, "I'm famous!" It didn’t really touch home with me, the whole fame thing, until I was working for six years. I went home and I wanted to just stop. I wanted just for everything to stop and just shut it off and to try to create a new life.

I’m a very private person. Everywhere I go, there’s like somebody there.


I just got a bunchy of dresses, a bunch of cool dresses. I don’t know why I’m whispering. Make it cooler in here.

We’d pack up and we’d take a trip and go. It’s just like spontaneous, excitement, fun things like that.

I use to be a cool chic, you know. And I feel like the paparazzi is taking my whole cool-slang away from me. Like going out and doing stuff and like seeing a guy and hanging out. The way I use to live I was a pretty cool chic, you know. And I’m not really that way anymore.

I love being out of the chair and doing it. I don’t like being in the chair.

I think there is a perception out there that’s not even really me. I think people believe what they read, and what they hear and it's not even really the truth.

I think the majority of the people what me to strive, and do well and do my thing and be powerful. Be a strong woman.


Just, that I’m just like them. I love what I do, I love my babies and I work really hard.

I’ll have a book one day, a good mysterious book.

It's weird, like, you can see the cruelest part of the world, the cruelest part. But then on the other side, you see the most beautiful part. Do you know? It's like you go from one extreme to the next. And they're both worth it because you wouldn't see the one without the other one. But that cruel part is damn cruel and you'll never forget it. But that heaven is heaven. So it's like I've been to both places.

Now I try to avoid situations from the past that may threaten me. I go through life like a Karate Kid.

“Cabeleireiro diz que não há nada de errado com as extensões de Britney”

Após acompanhar a polêmica em torno do cabelo de Britney, devido a alguns cliques feitos por paparazzi em que asextensões de cabelo da cantora ficaram à mostra, a revista People decidiu pedir a opinião de um especialista — o cabeleireiro de estrelas, Ken Paves.

Diversos portais e sites de fofocas questionaram o cabelo de Britney: “Ela está ficando careca?”, “O aplique foi mau feito?”, e o cabeleireiro que possui sua própria linha de extensões e que usa em clientes como Eva Longoria e Jessica Simpson, comentou sobre o assunto:

”A verdade é que é exatamente assim que as extensões são colocadas, porém nós não deveríamos vê-las, simplesmente isso. Existem milhares e milhares de mulheres andando por aí usando extensões de cabelo que são como essas na raiz. A solução é simples, escondê-las. Não é o caso de extensões ruins, foi apenas falta de sorte e um dia de cabelo bagunçado!”

Sobre uma recomendação à Britney, Ken diz “Eu estou mais preocupado com a amiga que aparece atrás dela [assistente Brett], que não avisou sobre o cabelo! Mulheres, ajudem suas amigas a manterem os cabelos arrumados, o seu dia também poderá chegar! Ajudem suas irmãs!”

Via: People

E vocês, concordam que a Brett quem deveria ter ajudado a Britney? 

**** leonardo storch, do bbr, eh um chato. ultimamente ele tem criticado demais a postura de britney e reclamado da equipe. todas estamos cansadas de saber que britney naum esta nem um pouco preocupada com suas extensoes...... por isso ultimamente tenho prefiro o x-britney ao bbr (que tenho acompanhado por 11 anos). o x-britney alem de estar fazendo uma cobertura melhor do que acontece na carreira dela, tem um site com design mais legal, tem lojinha pra comprar coisas fofas e principalmente: tenta ser o mais imparcial possivel. cansada de ler as noticias do bbr com as opinioes de quem esta postando depois. affffffffffff... se brett nao "ajuda" britney, provavelmente eh pq essa naum eh a funcao dela e esta conhece britney melhor que leonardo storch e cia. vou comecar a boicotar esse bbr...

deborah secco eh bruna surfistinha

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passei mal

gato mamando na teta da vaca

pra fuder, soh a voz da sandra annenberg

Polônia promove 1ª Parada Gay e provoca protestos

Mais de 15 mil pessoas participaram da Parada Gay em Varsóvia.
Com gestos obscenos, jovens protestaram contra a realização do evento.

Do G1, em São Paulo

imprimir

Participantes marcham durante Parada Gay, neste sábado, em Varsóvia, Polônia. Segundo a agência AP, esta é a primeira vez que o desfile é realizado em uma capital da Europa oriental. (Foto: Alik Keplicz/AP)

Mais de 15 mil pessoas participaram da Parada Gay em Varsóvia. (Foto: Alik Keplicz/AP)

Com gestos obscenos, jovens protestam contra a realização da Parada Gay em Varsóvia. (Foto: janek Skarzynski/AFP)

os poloneses sao TUDO, pqp!!! tostooooo

gente que eu naum gosto as vezes pipocam nas minhas midias, isso me incomoda.

Gaga se inspira em ícones do cinema como Marilyn Monroe para fazer suas makes, normalmente, com destaque para os olhos
Fotos: Divulgação

Make by Gaga

Os produtos e a inspiração de Lady Gaga para suas extravagantes maquiagens

Ela não é exatamente um exemplo de beleza, até porque sua aparência e estilos são normalmente considerados extravagantes demais por boa parte das pessoas. Mas no quesito maquiagem Lady Gaga sai na frente de muitas de suas ‘concorrentes’ na disputa para um lugar no reinado pop.

“Meu ícone na maquiagem, em primeiro lugar, foi a minha mãe. Depois Marilyn Monroe e então Judy Garland porque eu adoro O Mágico de Oz”, comenta a cantora sobre suas influências. E a ligação de Gaga com a maquiagem ficou ainda mais estreita depois que ela desenvolveu um batom para a gigante MAC.

“Eu costumava usar o Pink Nouveau da MAC, mas aí fiz uma adaptação dele mesmo para este que assino, que é o Viva Glam Gaga. Ele é escuro como o Pink Nouveau, mas fica bem no dia a dia”, explica Gaga.

Além do seu próprio batom (R$ 69 na www.sacks.com.br), confira os outros produtos que não saem do nécessaire da nova diva pop.

Sexiest Fantasies Strawberries & Champagne Body Spray

O spray corporal, como o nome já dá a entender, tem fragrância de morangos e champagne e, além de perfumar o corpo, tem função energizante. Na amazon.com, a embalagem de 217 ml custa US$ 6,90, fora impostos e taxa de entrega.

MAC Fluidline in Blacktrack

Qualquer que seja o estilo da make usada por Gaga, se tem um item que ela não abre mão, este item é o delineador. E esta opção da MAC é a favorita da cantora. Aqui no Brasil, o Fluidine pode ser encontrado na loja virtual Sack’s (http://mac.sacks.com.br/produtodetalhe.asp?idproduto=9) por R$ 71.

Face Atelier Ultra Foundation PRO in Porcelain

Não é apenas na música e nas polêmicas que Gaga segue os passos de Madonna. Na hora de escolher a base, a cantora de Poker Face cita como sua predileta a Ultra Foundation PRO in Porcelain, da Face Atelier, marca norte-americana que patrocinou e foi responsável pela maquiagem da Madonna’s Confessions Tour. O produto não chegou no Brasil, enquanto nos Estados Unidos custa US$ 32.  

essa naum paga imposto pra chorar

amigas, atencao kkkk

31 things men wish women would not do on a date

A driving test may be scary, but it’s nothing compared to a first date with a man you fancy. At least you can take a driving test again – and pay someone to give you lessons. But if you fail a date, you’re unlikely to get a second chance.

Allow us to improve your chances of passing first time. Here are 29 offences that could lose you points on your first date – or, if he’s feeling less than generous, land you with an instant Fail.


1. Fail to hide your disappointment when you meet a guy for a blind date. If your eyes start darting from left to right, looking for an escape route, he will know exactly what you’re thinking. (Of course, if you really are disappointed, none of this matters, does it?)

2. Refuse to go for a curry, because you’re “already fat enough.” If you like him, indulge yourself. You’ll score fistfuls of dating points for being good company. If you’re really that worried about what one single curry will do to your thighs, go for a run in the morning.

3. Shrug when he says, “where do you fancy going?” He doesn’t want to make all the decisions. Most of them, just not all of them.

4. Look disappointed when your food arrives.

5. Want to share dessert.

6. Fail to laugh at his jokes. He really, really wants you to think he’s funny, so laugh with him – even if you find his jokes as funny as mould. Men love women who share their sense of humour even more than they love women who can put their ankles behind their ears.

7. Ask, ten minutes into the date, if he’s free tomorrow.

8. Keep checking your phone. You think you’re being surreptitious? When it comes to noticing a woman’s “I’m bored” signals, men suddenly acquire surveillance skills that MI5 would envy.

9. Check your watch. See above.

10. Mention your mum. He’s terrified of her already, so please don’t bring her up unless expressly invited to do so.

11. Mention your ex. Like mentioning your mum, only 10,000 times more damaging. Whatever the context, all your date can hear is: “you’re nice, I suppose, but I’m still so into my ex that I’m actually hallucinating a vision of him right now.”

12. Mention your best male friend. Your date may even perceive this man to be a greater threat than your ex, since your BMF is more likely to be found hanging around your kitchen, and almost certainly plans to marry you.

13. Spend an hour talking about the “really dark time” you went through in your early 20s, and which you don’t like to talk about.

14. Fail to shut up during the film.

15. Fail to ask him any questions about himself, other than questions which are designed to bring the conversation back to yourself (“Have you been to Mexico? I had an amazing time backpacking there in 2005, I...”)

16. Interview him. Yes, be interested in him, but don’t unleash a volley of questions – it’ll make you seem nervous and inexperienced. Give him something to be interested in, too.

17. Gaze at him across the restaurant table. Stop it, you’re scary.

18. Keep interrupting him. Female friends tend to interrupt each other all the time (in girl-speak, it’s called having a conversation), but many men are less tolerant of overlapping babble. If you want him to think you’re listening, let him finish his point.

19. Fail to get his reference to something he mentioned earlier. Gotcha – now he knows you weren’t listening.

20. Cry.

21. Get drunk. A gin or two can help to relax those first-date jitters, but don’t match him drink for drink, however “connected” you think it makes you look. You’ll soon lose all your inhibitions and commit half the crimes on this list, plus several more that we’re not drunk enough to think up right now. (By the way, holding back your hair while you puke does not prove that a man is the love of your life. He’s just being nice.)

22. Play with your hair. OK, let us clarify: a subtle bit of hair-touching (by yourself, of your own hair) is powerful “touch me” body language, and can be very seductive. But if you spend ten minutes twirling your hair around your finger, you may drive your date into a state of irritated rage that he normally reserves for dodgy football referees.

23. Pretend to like football.

24. Swear. The odd four-letter gem can spice up a flowing conversation, but don’t fall back on effing and blinding as a substitute for eloquence.

25. Open a comment with “don’t take this the wrong way, but…”

26. Wear too much make-up or perfume. He’ll wonder what you’re trying to hide – or how many other men in the room you’re trying to pull.

27. Re-apply your lipstick while he’s still in the room.

28. Adjust your bra strap.

29. Tell him he’d look fantastic in a blue shirt. He doesn’t want you to make him over, thanks.

30. Fail to offer to pay your share of the bill. If you’re lucky he’ll want to pay, but at least offer.

31. Ask to share a cab, and then refuse to come in for a coffee at his place. Of course men shouldn’t misinterpret “let’s share a cab” as “shall I go on top?”, but don’t lead him on. If you don’t intend to spend the night, don’t share transport facilities. A few quid for your own licensed cab won’t break the bank, and it could ensure that you get a second date.

2/12?

linda