quinta-feira, 24 de dezembro de 2009

BULLS#!T

que merda. o ano tah acabando, comecam as retrospectivas.
mas.... o site da britney, sempre muito criativo, fez uma lista de 75 mentiras que falaram dela. o post inteiro tah abaixo. ENORME, mas OTIMO.


There were more then 13,000 stories written about Britney in 2009.  We ranked the ones we believe were the most ridiculous.  Either because they were factually inaccurate, because they reported the patently absurd, or because we believe they are simply offensive to the sensibilities. 

Without further ado, we present the TOP 
75 BULLS#!T Britney Spears stories reported in the media this year:

1. Britney dates Indian Choreographer Sandip Soparrkar



2.    Ex Manager Says Britney's Not Ready  


 
3.     Fans storm out of Britney's Australian show due to lip-synching


4. Courtney Love Rants on Facebook that Britney Spears' Dad Molested Her



5.    Britney thinks her dad is drugging her



6.     BritneySpears holed up in Perth hotel after concert shame


7.    Britney Spears dating music producer Dallas Austin



8.    Britney's comeback tour faces low ticket sales


9.    Beau says no to Britney's proposal


10. Topless Gimme More Photos



11.    Britney Spears dating backup dancer Chase Benz


12.    Britney Spears' choreographers say she isn't ready to tour


13.    Britney's tour plane is a mess



14.    Britney Spears is upset about Australian Fans



15.    Britney's Dad and manager make list of boys for Britney to date


16.    Britney visits music producer Dallas Austin



17.    Britney Spears Dislikes Australia



18. Britney Spears had emotional breakdown in Australia



19.    Britney requested stripper pole in Irish hotel suite


20.    Britney's boys trash hotel room



21.    List of Britney's psuedonyms



22.    Britney Spears' new dark hair signifies struggles



23. Britney Spears stages fake audition to try to pick up male model



24.
 Britney Spears' Candies Ads Over-Photoshopped (see the before and after proof here)



25. Britney Spears to star in Holocaust thriller film 


26.    Britney Spears wants to become a baptist minister



27.    Britney and Kevin caught in bed!



28.    Britney engaged to land developer John Sundahl



29.    Ryan Seacrest Says Britney is Pregnant with third baby



30. Britney Spears planning X-rated London parties



31.    Britney's sons banned from seeing Circus



32.    Britney Spears fires assistant Brett



33.    Britney to record posthumous duet with Michael Jackson



34.    Rumored Britney Demo: Candy from a Stranger



35.    Britney's Hotel Room Demands



36.    Britney Spears uses aluminum foil for perfect pout



37.    Madonna to perform with Britney Spears in New York



38.    Britney and Manager Larry Rudolph On the Rocks



39.    Britney Spears Spent $350,000 on her figure



40.    Britney Spears ft Lil Wayne- Bad Girl Demo



41.    Britney threatens to cancel tour



42.    Britney Spears to appear in 'Sex and the City' sequel



43.    Britney Endorsing Lingerie Line



44.    Britney refuses to take sons to Russia after death threats


45.    Britney Spears fires three dancers


46.    Britney Spears buys hyperbaric chamber



47.    Through the Storm: The Movie



48.    Britney to perform on 'American Idol'




49.    Madonna planning high energy routine for Britney's tour



50.    Britney hooks up with backup dancer 'Gio'


51.    Britney Spears to perform at Coachella?


52.    Britney Taping Las Vegas Special


53.    Britney Spears ordered to read the Bible daily 


54.    Britney Spears converting to Judaism


55.    Britney requests stripper pole for hotel room, loves pole dancing

56. Britney's biography increases squirrel meat sales



57.    Britney Spears addicted to flower therapy



58. Rumored Britney Demo: Feet on the Ground



59.    Britney Spears dreams of opening a bead shop in Venice



60.    Britney plans to end her tour by renting an entire resort in Thailand


61.    Britney needed meds and relaxation therapists to tour

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62.    Britney Spears chooses fame over her children


63. Britney's Chest Has Vanished



64.    Britney Spears has panic attacks over tour



65.    Britney's personal diaries stolen



66.    Britney Spears Stalking Jason Trawick



67.    Rumored Britney Demo: Infectious



68.    Britney Spears' emergency therapy
 

69.    Britney Spears Addicted to Diet Pills and Red Bull


70. Britney buys her dad a soul food restaurant

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71.    Britney Spears planning a baby girl


72.    Is Britney Spears 'completely out of it'?



73.    Britney Spears on Breakup Diet


74.    Rumored Britney Demo: Monster



75.    Spears Devastated by Fat Comments



Did we miss anything? What stories should have made the list? Tell us in the comments!

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